Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Review of a blog

Normally, I would give you a classic story by the mind of myself, but a certain pal of mine brought a blog to my attention, well one post in particular from it. So 
This tragic piece of art is all about the Donger, the most valuable of resources. A donger is either a League of Legends champion Heimer"donger"dinger or the streamer(live stream, live video feed of game play or anything really) who started it. The term Dongsquad was used to describe this man's subscribers. So with that nice little feed to your mind, you can fully understand what it means to:
 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ . The whole point of this post is to fully engage the mind of a normal person to the mind of a donger. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง  See I normally have no patience for memes, but this one, something about it makes me glow inside.  █▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out  
See the genius of this "meme" is that you can take it and try to apply it to things, but it fails terribly, so it is great, because it has a target audience and won't be enjoyable to anyone else. That's the donger, Raise em' high and enjoy the time. Any questions please leave below. 

Lik, coment, subskrype.



Also sorry this post is so short, but got a lot on my plate today.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Sobibor Stories: The Secret Alliance

Sobibor left the crime to go home and gather her thoughts, on the way to the lab, she saw a man in a cloak walking out of the lab, and could see in the shadowed face a grin. He turned and left and she ran to the door, fearing the worst. When she opened the door Heiter stood there with no change of face. He looked the same mono personality man he always is. And when she asked what happened, he just turned away and said, "Customer?". The lies seemed to be building up and Sobibor lost all trust in him, and fell into the back of the building. She flopped on the bed and groaned, and Heiter closed the door. Heiter sat there for a minute or two, then pulled out a package, grabbing the envelope with money in one hand, and various parts in the other hand. He put the money in a safe, and took out the "collar" from a secret compartment. He began to attach the pieces from the package to it, and it looked complete. He smiled an evil smile, and sat up, put it on, and was zapped instantly. He removed it, turned, opened the door, and walked toward Sobibor.

"Heiter you fool, that is the kid! The one I need to capture, but now look at her, she is worth nothing to me as a child!", said the shadow standing before her. In reply, she heard Heiter, "Listen, you payed me, you gave me what I needed, her is this god damn brat, just take her and leave me be. I don't care if you need her grown up, then grow her up yourself." She heard a shot and opened her eyes to Heiter holding his stomach, then collapsing on the floor. Her head couldn't move, and when she tried to move any part of her body, electricity jolted through her body. The voice chuckled and turned, "He makes a good point, I will raise you myself, and then I will change those ideas in your head." his face came closer and she could make out the eyes of H. "You will come to fear me more than hate, and from that, you can come to admire me." He grabbed her leg, and pulled her out of the building, and into a car, and slammed the door. he got in, put a bag over her head, and drove. When he came to a stop, she didn't see anything until she was in a room with a window, still unable to move. H turned and spoke, "Until you change your mind in that heart of yours about me, you can't move, until you find out what this all is, you won't be free." He walked out as Sobibor passed out.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Sobibor Stories: Blog Posterdoodle for today

I have never been so unmotivated to think of some Sobibor bleh blah since I started this story, but let me say, I really am not feeling it tonight. So what comes of it, don't be bleh blah'ed at it.

Sobibor hung up the phone and went over to the body, a closer examination revealed several things, one of which was that her body had blood covering her face, and her eyeballs' "remains" dripping out of the sockets, but also that her mouth had not been burnt at all. {Now how could somebody burn an entire human body without the mouth being touched, not even warm to my hand in reference to the rest of the body. It seems awful interesting she died today of all days as well. Maybe someone is trying to keep us from the truth.} Sobibor walked up the stairs further into a room with blood on it, obviously the room the victim was pulled from. On the neatly made bed lay a note. Typed out was a suicide note, or something much like one. {So I am to think she wrote the note, made her bed, bled around her house, put claw marks on her door, burned herself alive, and then hung herself. Well either she went about this in some VERY clever impossible way, or someone is just trying to throw a roadblock to the police here}.

When Sobibor left the room, the police had already arrived at the house and were looking around. They saw her up the steps and an officer yelled to her, "Hey little missy! This is a crime scene, you can't be looking around here". As he spoke he quickly walked to her side, pulled her up and removed her from the house. Once she had made it outside, she was once again beside Kazito. He turned and looked at her, looked around to see if anyone was close, then spoke. "So what did you find up there that took you so long?" Sobibor turned to him and replied, "I found a suicide note...". His head tilted sideways as he questioned her words, "So some idiot thinks we would believe she killed herself LIKE THAT?!" His voice spiked at the end, and a few men looked toward the two. Sobibor looked up at the house then back to Kazito. She sat down, and begin to think out what they knew. {She loved her brother, she hated Akari, she was killed the day we were coming to question her. So one thing is for sure, whoever did this is right up to pace with us, and is trying to stop me from solving this. How many are there like this one, that despite my appearance, know who I am?} She looked to Kazito and asked him, "How did you know who I was when you met me?" He turned to her, "A man that called himself H. told me to look for you, and I would know you as the kid with Shuene". She looked in awe, {FAHHHHH, H. already knows?! How?! Is it, wait, HOW CAN I TRUST ANYONE?! The only person who SHOULD have known I would go to Shuene is Heiter, but even then, did he tell him? Or is this a different H.?}




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